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I was at the bank when two bank robbers burst in with guns and told everyone to get down.
One robber told the bank manager to open the safe or else.
The bank manager said okay and opened safe the robbers went into the safe and grab two sacks from the safe. As robbers drove away to their surprise the sacks were full of I.O.U. statements from the bank customers.

Today I went to movies to go watch Terminator Salvation or what I like to call it "Giant masturbating robots slowing killing the human race." After I left the movies I spent 35 dollars. When I got home my cousin was watching "Giant masturbating robots slowing killing the human race" movie on my television. My cousin bought it for 5 dollars for someone on the street corner. Later on he told me he owes me 5 dollars.

My cousin told me that he was giving away free gas I said really I need it for a road trip I'm going to take. He says here it is he lets out a huge fart and says that's the free gas. I told him to pass me the air freshener please. JERK

I was walking around an outdoor mall and I started to get the muchies. I walk to a hot-dog stand. The cashier said he doesn't carry change for anything bigger than a 20 dollar bill. Just my rotten my luck I had a damn 100 dollar bill. I saw a homeless man seating by him self I ask him for change. This bum gave crap for asking him for change. I told him you seat here all day getting change.

I was at church doing what all people do texting and praying. For some strange reason I started to release silent but deadly farts. As the smell roam around the place people being to catch wind of it. I grab my youngest cousin and said I have to change her diaper.

I was hanging out in a night club and I saw and girl seating at a
table by her self. I approach her she was very shy towards me and I
didn't even say a word. I ask her if she wanted to dance she kindly
said no. But I couldn't take that for an answer. So I went to the bar got a
drink went back to her. And ask her one more time. She kindly said no.
I had a puzzle look upon my face. And I notice that she was in a
wheelchair and I started to laugh loudly.

Today I spent 20 minutes trying to program my remote only to have the battery died
and I was stuck watching the Oxygen Channel.