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This movie is a complete waste of time, money and everything else I can think of. I rather spend my time watching my grass grow in my front lawn at 3:00 in the morning. While having bugs crawling up my pants.


I was at the bank when two bank robbers burst in with guns and told everyone to get down.
One robber told the bank manager to open the safe or else.
The bank manager said okay and opened safe the robbers went into the safe and grab two sacks from the safe. As robbers drove away to their surprise the sacks were full of I.O.U. statements from the bank customers.

WTF is this


People with no girlfriends


Today I went to movies to go watch Terminator Salvation or what I like to call it "Giant masturbating robots slowing killing the human race." After I left the movies I spent 35 dollars. When I got home my cousin was watching "Giant masturbating robots slowing killing the human race" movie on my television. My cousin bought it for 5 dollars for someone on the street corner. Later on he told me he owes me 5 dollars.


My cousin told me that he was giving away free gas I said really I need it for a road trip I'm going to take. He says here it is he lets out a huge fart and says that's the free gas. I told him to pass me the air freshener please. JERK

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